rants and ravings!

Posted on February 2, 2009 by Matt

-Why is it anytime someone gets into an accident when it has snowed, suddenly “it wasnt my fault, there was ‘black ice.'” No, youre an idiot and you suck at driving. Dont drive when it snows. If you do drive and get into an accident its not black ices fault, blame your parents for giving you mentaly deficient genes…cause youre an idiot.

– why is it every vampire movie is the same? I know there are some plot variations but its usually the same. Maybe there is some room for branching out. What about a vampire that has hemophobia (fear of blood) or about a vampire that wakes from his slumber to an anxiety attack and has to explain to his man-slave what is going on.

– I think dr and dentist offices should be required by law to provide coffee in the waiting rooms, They make people wait for so long, why not also provide some java? And the dentist totally benefits from this, cause while she/he is working he/she gets to smell freshly sipped coffee.

– Speaking of dentists why dont more places having laughing gas? Seriously think about how much better it would be to wait at the DMV, or be told that your loan has been denied all the while sucking on the gas. it might make life a little smoother.

– Dont get me wrong, I like HDTV, but at times its so not necessary. The other day I watched Judge Judy on HDTV. I thought, “how much does picture clarity enhance my viewing pleasure of an old woman verbally insulting squabbling morons?” not a whole lot…and yet I choose it over non-hd

– Why do dogs and cats sleep so much? Its not like most of them lead active lives. Perhaps while we are sleeping they are plotting something… dont get too comfortable around your pets.

– ive noticed how old people want to be treated with dignity and respect but they never return there shopping carts to the designated location. If I was an old guy I would prove my dignity and self worth by always returning my cart. If youre young and you dont return your cart… youre just a jerk!


  • Josh Maxwell on February 2nd, 2009

    I discovered your homepage by coincidence.
    Very interesting posts and well written.
    I will put your site on my blogroll.

  • Pepper "Boop" Indian Girl on February 2nd, 2009

    I came about this site…how interesting. And funny, nothing short of entertaining and well put together. Cant wait to read more! I miss my friend :[ Coffee soon? I will make up for those lame doctors!

  • Amy White on February 2nd, 2009

    I always return my cart and I lock my kids in the car to do it! REALLY. it’s not that hard. I added you to my bloglines. welcome to the blogosphere.

  • Ed on February 21st, 2009

    This was pretty good dude…got a good laugh…
    also, why do food portions get smaller, but the price goes up? 🙂

  • Mitch on February 21st, 2009

    lol, this was funny! I hope you know that whenever i go to Costco now, I’m not going to return my shopping cart!! 😛

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